The List

So, every couple has a list, a celebrity list of people they would like to spend some amount of time with. The rules of the game are that if you were ever to meet that person, your partner would allow you to fuck them, or having dinner with them or whatever the act with that person is that you agree upon.

HE asked me the other day who was on my list and I couldn't for the life of me think of anyone. It seems that I am a discerning and somewhat fickle celeb lover. Men like Brendon Fraser, who was on my list starting around Encino man through George of the Jungle and all the way through The Mummy series, he somewhat abruptly dropped off the list due to his aging face and his growing belly. He's coming out with a movie soon, a ridiculous one called, Furry Vengance, and I just can't believe he was ever on my list.

Then there was Keanu. He was on my list from Parenthood, through Point Break, A Walk in the Clouds, Sweet November....ahhhhhh, despite his monotone and emotionless voice, he was so beautiful to me. But somewhere along the way his looked almost unhealthy. His pale skin contrasting with his dark hair paired with his reclusive lifestyle, made me forget about him. As I'm writing this, though, I can't seem to completely remove him, so, he's still on.

For some reason, my list has always included blondes. Now I don't really like light hair and eyes if we are just talking about looks. But blonde boys seem to have more fun. They seem to be trouble makers and that is appealing. Owen Wilson was on my list until I read all about his craziness. Craziness just doesn't do it for me. So, he was off in a flash.

Now that you see how it goes with me, here's my current list. Not necessarily in order but the first celeb is definitely number 1.

1. Martin Csokas
2. Matthew McConaughey
3. Orlando Bloom
4. David Beckham
5. Johnathon Rhys Meyers
6. Paul Bettany
7. Ralph Fiennes - the only man on the list
8. Oliver Martinez

And there are no women on my list. Of course, celebrity or not, I still choose him! This is just a game. But it is fun to play along.